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Mark Knopfler Discussion => Mark Knopfler Discussion Forum => Topic started by: Fieneke2 on April 18, 2010, 09:27:36 PM

Title: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: Fieneke2 on April 18, 2010, 09:27:36 PM
I read some negative messages about the setlists and I think it is time for fun again!

As some of the male fans know, we ladies now and then like to write about Mark and the other band members we admire. We like to act like we are drooling now and then, but above all some of us like to write stupid, crazy, idiot and funny messages, at least we try to do our best!  ;D  So I wanted to start a drool thread only for ladies, but IF there are men who know how to spoil Mark and the band members also and who have a lot of humour, then they are welcome also to join us! ;).... I hope Nat-Self Appointed President of the Fletcherettes agrees with this! ROFL

Some serious people don
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: Mossguitar on April 18, 2010, 11:49:24 PM
How I've missed these kinds of threads, Fieneke ;D ;) Come on, Ladies! :)
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: Tobben on April 18, 2010, 11:52:07 PM
Yeahhh...  :) This is a good thread! hehe.. Looking forward to see what you girls comes up with..  :lol  :P :P :P
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: jbaent on April 19, 2010, 12:11:27 AM
hmmm, this is going to be a thread where girls will say, ... things?

I
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: joanzimm on April 19, 2010, 01:31:06 AM
Fieneke, leave it up to you to get a drool thread started again -- yaaaay! 

I imagine that after so many concerts, Mark could really use a good massage.  His arms, legs, back must all be sore by now.  Also, he must be tired of wearing that same black t-shirt and blue shirt so I'd like to get him out of those clothes right after tonight's concert and get him to soak in a nice hot tub.  Then I'll start his massage ..... it might take awhile. :o :o

I promise to have him back in time for his next concert on Tuesday. :P
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: IrisRose on April 19, 2010, 01:38:52 AM
How is anyone going to top that one?   --without going, um, porno?
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: ingridswing on April 19, 2010, 09:27:35 AM
 ;D  ;D After that massage, he is relaxed, as good as new, I am taking him out for a good meal and some good wine, talking all night.....
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: goldenheart96 on April 19, 2010, 09:52:25 AM
Fieneke, leave it up to you to get a drool thread started again -- yaaaay! 

I imagine that after so many concerts, Mark could really use a good massage.  His arms, legs, back must all be sore by now.  Also, he must be tired of wearing that same black t-shirt and blue shirt so I'd like to get him out of those clothes right after tonight's concert and get him to soak in a nice hot tub.  Then I'll start his massage ..... it might take awhile. :o :o

I promise to have him back in time for his next concert on Tuesday. :P

You'll do anything to make sure he is able to "perform", huh?  ;D ;D

And IrisRose, "going porno with MK" LOL! You just made my day, and it's only 10 am over here  ;D
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: jbaent on April 19, 2010, 06:30:26 PM
Come on ladies, that
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: goldenheart96 on April 19, 2010, 08:02:25 PM
Come on ladies, that
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: Love Expresso on April 19, 2010, 08:13:26 PM
...And properly shaved and all... ;)

LE
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: superval99 on April 19, 2010, 08:25:12 PM
Oh yes,  I remember that shirt!  :P   :P   I wish he'd wear those shirts again.   How about a petition?    ;D
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: Fieneke2 on April 19, 2010, 10:40:36 PM

Ooohhhh whaauww Mark is already spoiled terrible what can I do?? You should see me laughing, you all are too funny and that is what I love! To be here and have a great time! ;D

Let
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: sweetsurrender on April 19, 2010, 10:47:17 PM

Ooohhhh whaauww Mark is already spoiled terrible what can I do?? You should see me laughing, you all are too funny and that is what I love! To be here and have a great time! ;D

Let
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: jbaent on April 20, 2010, 12:07:01 AM

You don't want me to get started with one of my "I'll rip off his shirt" fantasies, do you?  :o


Actually I think I DO

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: joanzimm on April 20, 2010, 03:22:19 AM
Fieneke, if you find the sexy white shirt in his suitcase, make him wear it tomorrow night.  We'll be watching ;)
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: Fieneke2 on April 20, 2010, 10:22:36 PM

Not a problem Joan! Hey perhaps I will find his black leather suit also, wouldn
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: holaknopfler on April 20, 2010, 10:25:55 PM
Nasty talk up here ladies!
Hahahaha just joking! ;D
I`m laughing out loud when I`m reading all those things haha!

Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: Love Expresso on April 20, 2010, 11:17:28 PM
OH boy!  :disbelief

He is just an old man! With some skills! In his hands... :lol :lol :lol :lol

LE
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: goldenheart96 on April 20, 2010, 11:21:56 PM
OH boy!  :disbelief

He is just an old man! With some skills! In his hands... :lol :lol :lol :lol

LE

That's a good enough argument for me!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: Love Expresso on April 20, 2010, 11:23:35 PM
I could imagine that... (think of an emoticon turning red ... blushing)

LE
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: goldenheart96 on April 21, 2010, 03:02:58 PM

You don't want me to get started with one of my "I'll rip off his shirt" fantasies, do you?  :o


Actually I think I DO

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Alright, I warned you... Okay, I wait for him in a dark corner backstage, where we'll be alone.. When he comes off stage, I handcuff him and then I rip off his shirt and then I make out with him... Like in "Down To The Waterline"  :o  ;D ;D
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: draad on April 21, 2010, 03:40:58 PM
GH - you MUST start taking your medication again! ;)
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: Rollergirl on April 21, 2010, 08:44:27 PM
The President's turn!

In order to spoil them, I'd invite them to my house for a BBQ. Hubby will be cooking while I will serenade the guys with my newly acquired guitar skills (Smelly Cat by Phoebe Buffay is my favourite cover), they will beg me to stop so I'll say, OK then, you play!
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: IrisRose on April 21, 2010, 09:09:54 PM
I love Phoebe and "Smelly Cat" is one of the great songs of the world.
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: sweetsurrender on April 21, 2010, 09:41:53 PM
OH boy!  :disbelief

He is just an old man! With some skills! In his hands... :lol :lol :lol :lol

LE

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OH LE, don't say that ! It broke the ladies' heart here!!  :D

Men probably don't see what we ladies see in Mark. That's OK.  He can be 120 years old, we'll still be attracted to him.  Right ? Ladies?

GH, You're something else lady !!!  I can almost picture what you wrote.  Can we all help finish him up for you GH  :lol

I need to cheer up after feeling so down these few days. What a nice way than to think something naughty.  
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: Fieneke2 on April 21, 2010, 10:02:22 PM

Oh dear, some ladies are getting wild now
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: sweetsurrender on April 21, 2010, 10:29:32 PM
OMG !!!!!!  thank you......................................
I'm alive again !!

What an incredibly irresistably sexy picture of Mark !!!!!!!! he's hot !

Can we have more ??


i think I'm here to stay on this thread.
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: Fieneke2 on April 21, 2010, 10:35:34 PM
ROFL Sweetsurrender!! I am glad that you are alive again and please stay alive!  ;D I am not sure if I have more pics like that, but I am sure other ladies have great ones as well and can share! ;D

It is already late here, so I have to leave the computer and join my husband for the rest of the evening! ;)
Meanwhile enjoy yourself with watching this picture!  ;D

Fieneke
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: sweetsurrender on April 21, 2010, 10:51:30 PM
Thank you, Fieneke.  I'm more than enjoy the picture.  How many times do we get to see Mark in the motorcycle leather suit ?

Now here is a thought, wouldn't it be nice to see Mark come to play in that very outfit ? 

GH gonna have a longer time ripping it off !  ;D
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: IrisRose on April 21, 2010, 11:36:04 PM
Mmmmmm.   Second time I've MK in leathers.       ;)
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: joanzimm on April 22, 2010, 02:25:10 AM
Nice photo, Fieneke :o  If he were to wear that outfit onstage, he'd be in big trouble.  Security would have to tear us off of him :P :P
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: IrisRose on April 22, 2010, 03:24:07 AM
He did wear something like that on stage--back in the late 80s, I think.   Song is about Elvis.    The strat is wonderful in this clip. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yxu1nVbHes
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: Pottel on April 22, 2010, 07:20:02 AM
lol, love it when he looks into the camera and chews his chewing gum like a real bad boy.
great song!
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: Waterline Man on April 22, 2010, 12:50:49 PM

You don't want me to get started with one of my "I'll rip off his shirt" fantasies, do you?  :o


Actually I think I DO

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Alright, I warned you... Okay, I wait for him in a dark corner backstage, where we'll be alone.. When he comes off stage, I handcuff him and then I rip off his shirt and then I make out with him... Like in "Down To The Waterline"  :o  ;D ;D

GH96 ;) do Iknow you :P :P :o :o
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: joanzimm on April 22, 2010, 01:24:14 PM
Irisrose, that video woke me right up this morning :o :o :o  I love those camera angles going right up his legs to his, uh, you know what :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: Waterline Man on April 22, 2010, 03:14:26 PM
Irisrose, that video woke me right up this morning :o :o :o  I love those camera angles going right up his legs to his, uh, you know what :o :o :o :o

His "What It Is" :lol :o
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: sweetsurrender on April 22, 2010, 06:11:40 PM
lol, love it when he looks into the camera and chews his chewing gum like a real bad boy.
great song!

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Yep, Those were the days. I love that very much too.

Joan, Yep, I know what you mean about him lifting that skinny sexy leg up like that !

I'm in a dream world !!!

Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: goldenheart96 on April 22, 2010, 07:55:17 PM
OMG, MK in leather with guitars and motorbikes! One of my all-time favourite pictures!  :o :o
And don't even get me started with those tight trousers and his "What It Is"... You don't want to know how many times I studied his tight jeans in the "On The Night" video...
Hehe, did I shock you all with my "Down To The Waterline" fantasy?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: Love Expresso on April 22, 2010, 08:04:14 PM
Sometimes I want my TK back... :lol

LE
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: goldenheart96 on April 22, 2010, 08:22:50 PM
Sometimes I want my TK back... :lol

LE

Don't say such a thing!  :o :o
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: sweetsurrender on April 22, 2010, 09:53:08 PM
OMG, MK in leather with guitars and motorbikes! One of my all-time favourite pictures!  :o :o
And don't even get me started with those tight trousers and his "What It Is"... You don't want to know how many times I studied his tight jeans in the "On The Night" video...
Hehe, did I shock you all with my "Down To The Waterline" fantasy?  ;D ;D

GH, NO, not at all.  I think it's great that you have such a lively imagination.  It keeps this thread alive.  How quickly do you think you can rip that leather suit off or may be you prefer to do it slowly ? 

What is I want my TK back ?
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: Fieneke2 on April 22, 2010, 10:07:01 PM
Quote: "GH, NO, not at all.  I think it's great that you have such a lively imagination.  It keeps this thread alive.  How quickly do you think you can rip that leather suit off or may be you prefer to do it slowly ? "

Haha Sweetsurrender, great question!!  ;D

Quote: "What is I want my TK back ?"

I think they mean Terry Kilburn of the MKnews forum. Thanks to his forum we all met, but Terry was a bit too severe now and then and deleted messages like these!  ;)

It is great to hear that I spoiled you all with that beautiful, sexy picture of Mark in his leather suit!
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: sweetsurrender on April 22, 2010, 10:31:19 PM
I've seen this picture before.  Nevertheless, Mark is very tan and very sexy !!!

The picture of Mark in the leather jacket with his bike and guitar, oooh... I think that's a complete image of Mark.  May be throw in an ear ring in his left ear.  There you have it ladies.  Our dream man !!!!! ;)
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: goldenheart96 on April 22, 2010, 11:46:11 PM
Mmmh... I think I'd prefer a slow undressing approach with the leather outfit...

Yay Fieneke, I have a framed version of that MK on grass picture on my wall!! It's the first thing I see in the morning  ;D

Yes sweetsurrender, TK is the most notorious censor in forum history  :o

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Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: Pottel on April 22, 2010, 11:53:57 PM
 :disbelief :disbelief :disbelief
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: joanzimm on April 23, 2010, 02:39:14 AM
Fieneke, I never tire of seeing that photo of the very tan, nearly nude MK.  It's a gem. ;D

Here's an old one from 1992.  Do you like this one?
Title: Re: How to spoil Mark and the guys!
Post by: apetersco on May 11, 2010, 03:56:17 AM
had to include this....what a side view....wowza! :-*