A Mark In Time
General Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: dustyvalentino on August 29, 2008, 12:00:11 AM
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OK, as this issue is now causing controversy for the second time on the MK News forum ( :-\), lets start up the funny "alternative" song titles thread again here.
This is going to get very rude, so please do not read this thread if easily offended.
OK, all my rude ones got deleted so I'll need to think them up again, but I'll kick things off by posting my favourite (and the rudest) from the original thread on MK News:
Fisting By The Pool
(Come on mods, do your worst! ;D)
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we will not delete this, as weare FREEEEEEE
sultans of swinger
tunnel of the brown knight
.. too late, no inspiration now...
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You don't even have to change Punish the Monkey. ::)
(I think that's how this all started, if I remember correctly.)
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Not a topic that I'd post in as a rule, (I'm uncertain how MK might react to the topic - just my view). I have thought of some myself over the years, prolly just as raunchy as some that will appear here, but as the forum is an open one I choose to not post them. Also we need to remember these pages are open to kids to read, so keep that in mind when using expletives maybe a odd @ or # or * might convey your same meaning without the need for the exact word.
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mm, difficult topic so it seems.
but i WILL NOT delete, anything. ;D
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Not a topic that I'd post in as a rule, (I'm uncertain how MK might react to the topic - just my view). I have thought of some myself over the years, prolly just as raunchy as some that will appear here, but as the forum is an open one I choose to not post them. Also we need to remember these pages are open to kids to read, so keep that in mind when using expletives maybe a odd @ or # or * might convey your same meaning without the need for the exact word.
I know what you're saying BUT I think the whole point of this forum is that it is, for the most part, uncensored. As far as kids are concerned, I think it's fairly unlikely that we're going to get a lot of kids on here, but even if we do, I marked the thread as adults only, and trust me, if a kid has uncensored access to the internet this site is the LEAST of their worries. :)
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I agree with that Dusty, kids learn more on the street and in school than what they will ever read here :P
But I hope this will grow to a rude AND funny topic. So also crazy or funny titles are allowed!!
By the way Pottel: you insulted me ..... :P :P :P hahahahaha
I am happy you know me better than that.
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You don't have to worry about me--I may not post on this thread 'cause I can't think of the titles, but fire away! ;D
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Not a title, but an alternative refrain from "When it Comes to You".... (How come I get a h**d-on, baby when it comes to you?)
Sorry, I couldn't resist! I sing this every time! *shrug*
Maybe I should post this in the Drool Section....HUBBA HUBBA!!!!!!!! :o ;D :P
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Gayle - I will NEVER think of that song in the same way again! ROFL :o ::)
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If I've changed one person's view, Val....then my job is done 8)...
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Just off topic for a moment - did the new link work for you?
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New link? Gayle, sorry, I've been humming that one for years! And oh my, you are one beautiful chick!
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I will go look. I had to think of what you were talking about for a moment! BRB...
Yup! The new link worked! Go and see my reply!!!!
"New link? Gayle, sorry, I've been humming that one for years! And oh my, you are one beautiful chick!"
IrisRose-great minds think alike!
The link Val is referring to is in the "what do we do" section. It's to her garden pics! WOW!
Thank you. I am now a long-haired, blonde and beautiful Shakira!
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Muffbound Again
Wild Knob End
Portobello Bellend
Dick In Hand
Solid Cock
Private Shop
Venerial Disease
Your Latest Prick
Ohhhh. I feel, like a naughty schoolboy. :o
Some of these may have been on the MK forum, can't remember, but these just came to mind. ;)
I feel disgusted with myself. >:( ;D
Cheers Breast Brown Biggies
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LOL! YOU GO, BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOD ONES!
As for them having been on the MK Forum....I DON'T THINK SO! TK would've deleted them and had a heart attack! You would've been banned for life and a few forum members would be in the hospital-from the shock of it all (no particular names will be mentioned).
ROTFLMAO, BBB! The gauntlet has been thrown down. I shall retreat to my chambers and give great thought to more naughty song titles! This may take some serious rumination (not to mention, the perusal of MK song titles-from the beginning)!
Forum members, be on the alert. I am on the verge of madness! MWAAAAHHHH HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!
Everybody Poops
Gettin' Me Up
Golden Fart
Orgasm (on the way) at Nazareth
Going Homo
My Panties
How Long?
Nobody's As Well Hung
My Behind In the Gent
More to come......Mwaaaaaaaaahhhhhahahahhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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gbob should be banned from this thread, her mind is too filthy!!! :D She has an unfair advantage :D
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LOL, Ian! :o BBB started it.....I had to keep up!
I'm also thinking that dusty ranks right up there-in the dirty mind department :P
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And just to prove it...
I think these were some of the ones that got deleted from the other thread:
Down to the pantyline
Wild West (Bell)End
In the Gayle(ery) ;)
Once Upon a Time On Her Chest
Lady Biter
Portobello Bell(end) (sorry, love bellend references)
Follow Me, Homo
Les Bos
Gland in Hand
Privates Investigation
Wank of Life
The Wang's Too Long
How Long (12" remix)
Kingdom Cum
Badges, Posters, Knickers and T-shirts
Don't You Get It (Up)
Done With Legs Apart
Let's See You (Naked)
Bum, Like That?
Sucker' Tits
Beach cumming
(Hung Like a) Donkey Town
Belle(nd) Star (again!)
Bumtown (Variation Louis' Favourite)
The Cocks and the Thunder
Guide My (Pork) Sword
The Fire Swamp and the Penis of Unusual Size
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LOOOOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the Gayle (ery)??????
My stomach hurts, from laughing!!!!!!!!
ROTFLMAO!
Koff, Koff, Choke, Laugh, Groan ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah-the rest are absolutely hysterical, dusty!!!!!!
dustyvalentino is the current winner!!!!!!!! We need a "trophy" icon!!!!!!!
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I think the medals should be awarded as such:
GOLD Dusty :o
SILVER Gayle ;D
BRONZE BBB :-[
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Mrs Valentino was hoping I would be awarded the silver medal in the Bedroom Olympics.
She was hoping I would come second for once. :P
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I'm always GOLD when it cums to that. :-*
Cheers BBB
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You guys are sooo naughty! TK is rolling over in his grave..... :o ;D
OOPS! Did I say that???!!!
Again, ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kindred spirits, in the department of naughty minds! KSITDONM....I have a feeling that the 3 of us may be alone, posting in this thread. The others will lurk, be horrified and....love every minute of it! :P
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I wish I was as creative as you are. My PC dropped down yesterdaymorning, I was almost electrocuted by my hairdryer this morning. So electric enough, but still no inspiration for this thread. But I like this ;D
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Ok ok, dusty wins hands down!!! I take it all back Gayle!! :)
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LOL, Ian! LOL!!!!!! ;D
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And another favourite "woken up". With so many new songs and titles to mess around...
Hope none of you have grown that old as to dismiss this as too naughty.
And some of the new titles don't even have to be changed, in that perspective!
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Penetration Blues?
LE
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I'm now going to have to think of a good excuse for all this laughter from my house for my neighbours! 12"remix :disbelief
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The 12'' remix is one of my very favourites! It is hard to beat the old ones, and it is difficult because he doesn't write songs with long titles.And some of them are already naughty if you have turn your naughty mood on.
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I'm now going to have to think of a good excuse for all this laughter from my house for my neighbours! 12"remix :disbelief
Is that a remix for the well-hung? :disbelief
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I'm now going to have to think of a good excuse for all this laughter from my house for my neighbours! 12"remix :disbelief
Is that a remix for the well-hung? :disbelief
Donkey Town! :o
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Don't you guys know the meaning of subtlety? Such as:-
> Private Airing
> Bored Reliever
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If your mind is dirty enough, "Tunnel of love" stands for itself. Does not need any change at all.
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A more suggestive and less subtle variation on an MK song title: "Canny Balls".
Of the slightly more subtle kind of song title variations: "Once Upon A Time in a Vest", "Lay Boys", "Privates investigation", "When Do You Think You're Coming" or even "Getting Me Up".
As for seeing actual song titles in a different light: "If I Had You", "Your Latest Trick" or "The Man's Too Strong".
Another game I've seen played with song titles is to change or add one or more letters to give a different meaning, such as "Culling Elvis", "Mild West End" , "Talk of Strife", "Failing in Philadelphia", "Are We In Stubble Now" or "Love Oversold".
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twm, you have played this game before with Bob's songs, haven't you ;) Nice ones!
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As for seeing actual song titles in a different light: "If I Had You", "Your Latest Trick" or "The Man's Too Strong".
I have a french itw where the journalist asks Mark if TMTS is about s e x ?
Mark replies ": what ? of course not !" :lol