Here's another.
This about sums it up...
Whether Democrat or Republican...
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator
of the money, so we call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your
needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her
the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will
call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if
it makes sense.'
So the little boy goes off to
bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying,
so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his
parents' room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes
to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in
the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy say's to his father,
'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'
The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words
what you think politics is all about.'
The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class
while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored
and the Future is in deep shit!!'
