OK, where to begin?

I'm already sorry for this huge off-topic my nickname caused

So, as localhero said correctly: a "Currywurst" is a typical german masterpiece in "kitchen-engineering" - and even a Million words aren't enough to describe it. I think Currywurst is THE reason for a trip to Germany. (not only the Autobahn!)
OK, who am i? I'm from Germany (who would've thought

) and i got my nickname after i met up with Waldo (guess everyone knows him - Mr Bootleg, Mr Digger) for doing some trading the special way: he gave me gazillions of Hagelslag-packages and in exchange i gave him some Currywurst-packages - unfortunately not the real ones, only some fast-food-microwave oven-ones.
This hagelslag-currywurst-thing is some kind of running gag between me and Waldo.
OK, think it's enough now. We're here to discuss the 2010 version of Portobello Belle
