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Author Topic: A Musical Joke  (Read 223 times)

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A Musical Joke
« on: November 08, 2018, 12:05:23 pm »
A trumpeter died and went to heaven where he was welcomed by St Peter
who asked him if he would like to join the heavenly Orchestra. The
trumpeter said that he was hoping for a rest as it was getting more
difficult to keep his embouchure going. St Peter said “No pressure but
come and see a rehearsal.” So they went into the hall and there was
Haifetz on first violin, Albert Salmon on viola, Casals on cello, Dennis
Brain in the horns etc. The trumpeter turned to St Peter and said
“Forget what I said. It would be an honour to play in such an orchestra,
but who is the conductor, I don’t recognise him?” St Peter replies “Oh
that’s God, he thinks he’s Klemperer.”    ;D
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Re: A Musical Joke
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2018, 10:12:05 pm »
Nice one Val!

I have one as well (no offence intended - see the wit not the actual name):

Two school mates, very much into music,  meet after 10 years and try to catch up. One of them says that he is in a great band.
-Oh yeah? Anyone I know plays in it? says the other.
-We've got Clapton on guitar...
-Eric?
-No George. We've got McCartney on Bass guitar...
-Paul?
-No, Nick. We've got Withers on drums...
-Pick Withers?
-No, John Withers. We've got Gee  on Saxophone...
-Kenny G?
-Unfortunately yes...

Come on, it is not funny anymore.

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Re: A Musical Joke
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2018, 07:27:11 am »
Very good!   :lol   Great to see you here again, vgonis!   I missed your posts.      :wave
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Re: A Musical Joke
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2018, 10:46:53 am »
Thank you Val! Nice to be back. Missed the good company, too.
Come on, it is not funny anymore.

 

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