Best opening lines?

[dustyvalentino]

What are your favourite MK opening lines?

[Dutchessy]

Getting crazy on the waltzers 

[Jules]

I got shot off my horse
So what? I’m up again

[Banjo99uk]

Well a long time ago, came a man on a track. Walking thirty miles with a sack on his back

[JF]

"ouh ouh" 

[Robson]

Maybe I’m bound to wander
From one place to the next

[Knopflerfan]

It's time to come away, my darling pretty

[TheTimeWasWrong]

The drinking dens are spilling out, there’s staggering in the square

I hear the Seven Deadly Sins and the Terrible Twins came to call on you

Standin’ on the corner of toulouse and dauphine, waitin’ on marie-ondine

I’m a soldier of freedom in the army of man

When it’s pop goes the weasel let go of the easel

My whistle under the archways still echoes down the street

[rmarques821]

Opening lines?

"Hola amigoooos! Buenas tardes! Oh, that's beautiful!"

Cordoba 2010

[Robson]

And also DS:

High and dry in the long hot day
Lost and lonely in every way

[naif]

''Sweet surrender on the quayside''

And the rest is history...

[Robson]

''Sweet surrender on the quayside''

And the rest is history...

  I thought about it too.

[quizzaciously]

These mist covered mountains
Are a home now for me

[KnopfleRick]

I`m going to San Bernardino ring-a-ding-ding 

[Rivers Of Rain]

My personal favourite opening lines from both DS (Telegraph Road) and Mark's solo career (Everybody Pays) have already been mentioned, but I can give another favourite of mine that hasn't come up yet:

There's gotta be a record of you someplace
You gotta be on somebody's books