Anyone ever just tried counting sheep? That's why I always have flock wallpaper in my bedroom. 
There are several songs about counting sheep, too! Yan, tan, tethera... snooze.
And there's even a whole opera called "counting sheep". If that doesn't help, you can always try the cannabis... 
That bootleg always gets me! I'm sure it was a deliberate error.
What bootleg?
Apologies. I thought you were referring to the infamous bootleg Swinging Golden Hearts that referred to the song Cannibals as Cannabis by 'mistake'. ;
ROTFL! No, I wasn't aware of that mistake. I have that bootleg, but it's never really been my, um, pot of tea. :
EDIT: I checked my copy of "Swinging Golden Hearts" today. It says cannibals, not cannabis. Maybe you have a special edition ;-)